How to Feel No Pain While Getting a Tattoo
I had my very first tattoo about three years ago and boy…did it HURT! Months later, I wanted another tattoo but I couldn’t stomach the pain anymore, thus I made the decision to undergo this super revolutionary surgical treatment known as the spinothalamic tract clipping.
This surgery involves the elimination of your spinothalamic tract so you can no longer feel pain at all just like the movie character Darkman.
This surgery involves the elimination of your spinothalamic tract so you can no longer feel pain at all just like the movie character Darkman.
Pretty freaky eh? Well since you want to know how to feel no pain while getting a tattoo, well then, feel free to give this surgery a shot…
Okay, just kidding guys :)
There’s no such thing as spinothalamic tract clipping in the real world (not that I’m aware of). I saw Darkman again recently and thought the spinothalamic tract surgery he went through was pretty cool.
In the real world, the best way to reduce tattoo pain is simple enough. Just use some topical cream for tattoo pain and you’re all set. Here’s a very potent one that provides a much needed numbing shield from pain.
LMX 5% Topical Anorectal Cream
Okay, just kidding guys :)
There’s no such thing as spinothalamic tract clipping in the real world (not that I’m aware of). I saw Darkman again recently and thought the spinothalamic tract surgery he went through was pretty cool.
In the real world, the best way to reduce tattoo pain is simple enough. Just use some topical cream for tattoo pain and you’re all set. Here’s a very potent one that provides a much needed numbing shield from pain.
LMX 5% Topical Anorectal Cream
Ah, I know what you’re thinking right now…”ANORECTAL CREAM? Hey, excuse me clown. I’m not interested in stuffing cream up my rectum. I want info on how to feel no pain while getting a tattoo!”
Well, you know what? The label description is pretty much the only negative thing I can say about this LMX cream. It says “anorectal” right there on the label so like automatically, people just don’t take it seriously as a topical cream for tattoo pain.
Listen; don’t let its label fool you as it fooled me initially. Some fellow at a tattoo shop recommended this cream before I got my first tattoo, and when I checked out online and saw the label, I thought what on earth has that guy been smoking?
Now, I feel like I’m the one who needs smoking because this cream truly is the best way to reduce tattoo pain, albeit its stupendous ability to numb pain can only last for approximately an hour or so. Still, better than nothing right?
Don’t believe that the LMX cream can be used to alleviate tattoo pain? If that’s the case, then you might want to click on the link below to visit the product page. There, you’ll find some reviews from various users declaring that apart from providing relief from pain caused by anorectal disorders, the product can also be used effectively as a topical cream for tattoo pain.
Make sure you take a look at all the reviews because not everyone bought the cream for keeping tattoo pain at bay. Some bought it for anorectal pain, some for laser hair removal, some for photofacial, and so on. Okay, here’s the link.
Personally, I dare not get another tattoo without this cream. The thing is straight up, magical. The cream’s primary magic ingredient is the 5% lidocaine which is a widely used anesthetic for getting rid of itchiness as well as pain triggered by skin inflammations.
Apply it on the area of your skin that you want to have tattooed roughly an hour before the appointment. Put a couple layers there and then cover with saran wrap. Allow the layers to sink in for an hour, then it’s tattooing time and…Ah, NOOOOO pain…yeaaah!
Well then, I’ve given you the heads up on how to feel no pain while getting a tattoo. So share this info with your pals and loved ones. For the ones you hate, don’t tell them about this cream. Let them FEEL PAIN while getting a tattoo (insert diabolical laughter here)!
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